Bush -- Words Ad Hominem
POLEMICAL POLITICAL POETRY
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CLARKE A NEW HERO
MAR 24 -- A WONDERFUL SCREAM
STRONG LINKS
A NO-BRAINER JOKE
IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS ...
BUSH AND GOD
"STAGGERINGLY DIMWITTED"
BUSH IS A POST TURTLE
POLEMICAL POLITICAL POETRY
Let's collect some pithy polemical political poetic plagiarisms.
 
     
   MOTHER GOOSE AT WAR
 

SIMPLE GEORGIE BUSH
Thin courage hot,
Thin courage cold,
Simple Georgie on the spot
nine years old.

GEORGIE PORGIE
Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
Gave neocons a chance to play.
When the men came out to die,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

CROOKED MAN, CROOKED HOUSE
There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile.
He found some crooked neo pals
Who smiled some crooked smiles.
They promised open doors for him--
to the top spot, if he ran.
They knew he'd let them all carouse
In that all-white crooked house.

THIS LITTLE PIGGY
This little piggy went to eyeraq,
Other little piggies stayed home,
This little piggy blew Defense, alack
This pig cut Justice to the bone,
The top little piggy cried,
Not me, me, me, all the way home.

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Make derivations from well-known verse.